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[go_gentle]

1. I got new shoes in the mail today! I am way more excited about this than I should be. Also, finally got to order yarn for the hawks mittens.

2. Apparently Tazer spent the timeout during the Dallas game yelling at his teammates? I have two thoughts on that: a) good, because they deserved it, and b) i think i'm kind of into that. (so is kaner!)

2. I feel like every time Down Goes Brown posts, I end up linking to him, but I can't help it because he is hysterical. From a hockey fan's guide to troubleshooting technology: "Problem: My TV is stuck on an image of Sidney Crosby, and the Penguins aren't even playing in this game. Solution: You have accidentally switched over to an NBC broadcast." And from signs your players have quit on you: "While you realize that an occasional accidental puck shot into the bench is an occupational hazard that you just have to deal with, it still seems excessive to have it happen thirty or forty times during the pregame warm-up."

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[doctor-denmark.livejournal.com]

That down goes brown about technology troubleshooting made me laugh for about 20 minutes. My favourite was the thing about the picture getting fuzzy and the answer being you're a leafs fan, stop drinking to dull the pain.


Also, toppy Tazer is my faaaaaavvvvooouuurrriiittteeeee. I have a lot of feelings on that subject.

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

isn't it great? i spent way too long trying to decide which bits to quote.

TELL ME ABOUT THESE FEELINGS

[doctor-denmark.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, my feelings are too extensive to be told about in full....at least not while I'm doing Yuletide, writing more Kane/Toews/douchebaggery OT3 and writing my thesis.

In general though, I want 500 million words about Kaner being sort of out of control and reckless and trying not to let it show while he's on the ice, but being kind of a mess, and not in the happy, post-cup drunk way. He really needs someone to tell him no, and, for the good of the team, Tazer needs to be that person who tells him no. And at first neither of them really know what they're doing, but Kaner sort of knows it's better, and finally quiet in his head when he gives in and lets Tazer be in charge, and Tazer knows he kind of likes it when Kaner mouths off and fights him, but only a little.

And then they bone, and then Tazer spends a lot of quality time on the internet figuring out what's really going on. And then they bone more.

[beatperfume.livejournal.com]

FUCK and YES.

[allthespoons.livejournal.com]

Do I even have to tell you how I feel about this?

[doctor-denmark.livejournal.com]

This was probably your idea in the first place. It seems like something I would have made you tell me about

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

FOR THE GOOD OF THE TEAM is quickly becoming my favorite phrase in this fandom.

[rosykate.livejournal.com]

Is Kaner always into getting yelled at, or is it just Tazer in particular that makes him get really uncomfortably turned on at practice until he has to go skate himself into exhaustion just so it will be less awkward, except then Tazer won't yell at him anymore and what is the boy to do?

[beatperfume.livejournal.com]

I am so into Tazer yelling at his teammates. And Kaner. And other teams. And inanimate objects. Like basically, I just want to watch Tazer yell at things all the time. So. Fucking. Hot.

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

inorite? i'm pretty sure i wasn't this into people getting yelled at before this fandom.