the strange noises of Stephane Lambiel

or, diva bitch from hell, Swiss edition.

1. high pitched squeals!
2. hysterical crying! (gdi, I cannot re-find the second clip I was going to put here. it's the one from i think a party after one of his world titles, where he cries all over his dad, if anyone has it to hand? :D? :D?)
3. angry yelling in French!

And then there's the cooking interview, which is whole treasure trove of odd noises.

What are the newsreader and voiceover speaking in the first angry yelling clip? Swiss German?

This clip is a short version of Sex Bomb, without the ridiculous costume, and I finding Plushenko more and more attractive in it everytime I watch it. /o\ I don't know what to do about this. I don't even mind the mullet!

Speaking of mullets, apparently Johnny is "adding a peacock theme" to his. I have no idea what that means, but PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

In other skating news OH WAIT LA LA LA THERE IS NO OTHER SKATING NEWS TODAY