further adventures in stupid essay titles

I'm seriously considering handing in an essay with the title "It's the racism, stupid." You have until 1030 EST to convince me that this would be a bad idea.

(Look, they said that my writing would be stronger if I injected more of my own opinions into it. I'm not sure of 800 words of why Jared Diamond is wrong like a wrong wrong thing is exactly what they were hoping for, but it'll be their own damn fault.)