in which I am demanding

1. I want all the Gregor fic in the world. Like, Gregor POV on every event that happens from Miles's POV between Warrior's Apprentice and Diplomatic Immunity. Also, Gregor growing up and the hijinks that ensue with Cordelia trying to raise a Barrayaran emperor. Why has millions and millions of words of this not appeared on the internet?

2. I read Sarah Monette's Corambis this weekend, and someone is going to write all the Felix/Murtagh that didn't make it into the book, right?