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go_gentleHere's some ridic hockey chatfic I'm not going to finish that I'm posting for y'all to mock me endlessly for enjoy.
Sojust_katarin retweeted something about Jagr being effusively complimentary about his Boston teammates with the commentary "Jags is the most sincere whore in the world" and then...this happened.
go_gentle: JAGS HAS BEEN DOING THIS FORVER, RIGHT, BUT NONE OF HIS CLIENTS CARE THAT HE'S STARTING TO GREY A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE HE'S STILL IN FANTASTIC SHAPE AND [SOMETHING ABOUT HIS PEEN I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO TYPE]. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT THERE'S NOTHING HE LOVES LIKE HE LOVES MONEY, BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER BECAUSE AS SOON AS YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THE DISCREET ENVELOPE OF BILLS, YOU REALIZE HE'S REALLY REALLY GOOD AT SEEMING SINCERE. AND IN BED HE'S [MORE THINGS I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO TYPE].
GIROUX IS JUST GETTING STARTED IN THE BUSINESS, AND HE'S ALL YOUNG AND EARNEST.
go_gentle: G AND JAGS HAVE FUCKED AROUND A FEW TIMES. THEY'RE NOT A THING, IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HANG OUT WITH FELLOW ESCORTS AND YOU'RE BORED, BUT IT MEANS THAT WHEN JAGS IS BUSY, AND THERE'S A CLIENT HE KNOWS ISN'T POSSESSIVE, HE CAN RECOMMEND G INSTEAD.
'YOUNG, SWEET, BUT GREAT HANDS,' HE SAYS
just_katarin: oh GOD, I want to invisible dogpile this but I can't.
DID YOU KNOW THAT ESCORTS, THE HIGH-END KIND, SELL THEIR "BLACK BOOK" WHEN THEY LEAVE THE BUSINESS. IT'S THEIR ~RETIREMENT PLAN. SO MAYBE G'S HOPING TO BUY IT WHEN JAGS QUITS FOR GOOD? EXCEPT, INSTEAD OF NEGOTIATING TO SELL HIS CLIENT LIST, JAGS BASICALLY SEDUCES G.
OH GOD, THE FIRST TIME A CLIENT JAGS RECCOMENDED G TO ASKS TO BE WITH THEM BOTH. OH KILL ME NOW.
go_gentle: BECAUSE G ASSUMES THAT JAGS IS SORT OF AGING OUT OF THE BUSINESS AND SO HE ASSUMES JAGS IS GOING TO RETIRE BUT JAGS JUST KEEPS WORKING, AND WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO JUST BE A BUSINESS TRANSACTION KEEPS GETTING MORE AND MORE COMPLICATED
OH GOD. OH GOD. AND G KNOWS HE'S GOOD AT HIS JOB, AND IT'S NOT LIKE JAGS REALLY DOESN'T ANYTHING DIFFERENT THAN HE WOULD HAVE, SEXUALLY SPEAKING, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY JAGS NEGOTIATES THEM THROUGH A THREESOME WITHOUT ANY AWKWARD MOMENTS MAKES HIM UNDERSTAND WHY JAGS IS ABLE TO CHARGE SO MUCH MONEY.
just_katarin: He's so competent and composed and if he isn't actually into it, he's doing a great job of faking it. And G knows that Jags' clients are into competency, but he gets how that's so hot to them like this, when Jags is prepping G for their client and making it hot, but not coming off like they're trying too hard. And even the scratch Jags' beard is weirdly hot.
go_gentle: He'd asked Jags, on the way over, how Jags wanted to play it, how he should act, and Jags had just shrugged. "Young. Impressed. But don't worry about it. Just be natural, you know?"
G likes Jags, he really does, but sometimes, when he does that cryptic thing, he wants to smack the guy, and this is one of those times. Jags is the best in the business, so he MUST have more to work with than that, and G is a professional who really wants this to go well.
Because he's a PROFESSIONAL, dammit. Not because he wants to impress Jags, at least not anything beyond what he needs to do to earn Jags's trust enough to buy the book off him.
Except now, in the moment, it's really startlingly easy to act impressed, and overwhelmed, and a little out of his depth, especially when the client starts fucking him and Jags wraps himself around G so that he can whisper dirty things in both their ears.
go_gentle: Escorts talk, and so G knows that for plenty of them, coming during sex with clients is just something that happens, the same way it would if they were fucking casually. For G, though, it's never like that. He's usually too busy focusing on the client and what the client wants, and coming is just something else he has to focus his way through.
So he's shocked when he comes after just a few strokes of Jagr's hand on his dick, not even thinking about it yet. The client seems pleased, he reminds himself, almost desperately. the client liked it
---
and then it was the next day and I came to my senses and stopped writing, butshoemaster told me that only three people in the world would be into this and I wanted to see how right/wrong she was.
So
just_katarin retweeted something about Jagr being effusively complimentary about his Boston teammates with the commentary "Jags is the most sincere whore in the world" and then...this happened.go_gentle: JAGS HAS BEEN DOING THIS FORVER, RIGHT, BUT NONE OF HIS CLIENTS CARE THAT HE'S STARTING TO GREY A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE HE'S STILL IN FANTASTIC SHAPE AND [SOMETHING ABOUT HIS PEEN I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO TYPE]. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT THERE'S NOTHING HE LOVES LIKE HE LOVES MONEY, BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER BECAUSE AS SOON AS YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THE DISCREET ENVELOPE OF BILLS, YOU REALIZE HE'S REALLY REALLY GOOD AT SEEMING SINCERE. AND IN BED HE'S [MORE THINGS I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO TYPE].GIROUX IS JUST GETTING STARTED IN THE BUSINESS, AND HE'S ALL YOUNG AND EARNEST.
go_gentle: G AND JAGS HAVE FUCKED AROUND A FEW TIMES. THEY'RE NOT A THING, IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HANG OUT WITH FELLOW ESCORTS AND YOU'RE BORED, BUT IT MEANS THAT WHEN JAGS IS BUSY, AND THERE'S A CLIENT HE KNOWS ISN'T POSSESSIVE, HE CAN RECOMMEND G INSTEAD. 'YOUNG, SWEET, BUT GREAT HANDS,' HE SAYS
just_katarin: oh GOD, I want to invisible dogpile this but I can't. DID YOU KNOW THAT ESCORTS, THE HIGH-END KIND, SELL THEIR "BLACK BOOK" WHEN THEY LEAVE THE BUSINESS. IT'S THEIR ~RETIREMENT PLAN. SO MAYBE G'S HOPING TO BUY IT WHEN JAGS QUITS FOR GOOD? EXCEPT, INSTEAD OF NEGOTIATING TO SELL HIS CLIENT LIST, JAGS BASICALLY SEDUCES G.
OH GOD, THE FIRST TIME A CLIENT JAGS RECCOMENDED G TO ASKS TO BE WITH THEM BOTH. OH KILL ME NOW.
go_gentle: BECAUSE G ASSUMES THAT JAGS IS SORT OF AGING OUT OF THE BUSINESS AND SO HE ASSUMES JAGS IS GOING TO RETIRE BUT JAGS JUST KEEPS WORKING, AND WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO JUST BE A BUSINESS TRANSACTION KEEPS GETTING MORE AND MORE COMPLICATEDOH GOD. OH GOD. AND G KNOWS HE'S GOOD AT HIS JOB, AND IT'S NOT LIKE JAGS REALLY DOESN'T ANYTHING DIFFERENT THAN HE WOULD HAVE, SEXUALLY SPEAKING, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY JAGS NEGOTIATES THEM THROUGH A THREESOME WITHOUT ANY AWKWARD MOMENTS MAKES HIM UNDERSTAND WHY JAGS IS ABLE TO CHARGE SO MUCH MONEY.
just_katarin: He's so competent and composed and if he isn't actually into it, he's doing a great job of faking it. And G knows that Jags' clients are into competency, but he gets how that's so hot to them like this, when Jags is prepping G for their client and making it hot, but not coming off like they're trying too hard. And even the scratch Jags' beard is weirdly hot.go_gentle: He'd asked Jags, on the way over, how Jags wanted to play it, how he should act, and Jags had just shrugged. "Young. Impressed. But don't worry about it. Just be natural, you know?"G likes Jags, he really does, but sometimes, when he does that cryptic thing, he wants to smack the guy, and this is one of those times. Jags is the best in the business, so he MUST have more to work with than that, and G is a professional who really wants this to go well.
Because he's a PROFESSIONAL, dammit. Not because he wants to impress Jags, at least not anything beyond what he needs to do to earn Jags's trust enough to buy the book off him.
Except now, in the moment, it's really startlingly easy to act impressed, and overwhelmed, and a little out of his depth, especially when the client starts fucking him and Jags wraps himself around G so that he can whisper dirty things in both their ears.
go_gentle: Escorts talk, and so G knows that for plenty of them, coming during sex with clients is just something that happens, the same way it would if they were fucking casually. For G, though, it's never like that. He's usually too busy focusing on the client and what the client wants, and coming is just something else he has to focus his way through.So he's shocked when he comes after just a few strokes of Jagr's hand on his dick, not even thinking about it yet. The client seems pleased, he reminds himself, almost desperately. the client liked it
---
and then it was the next day and I came to my senses and stopped writing, but
shoemaster told me that only three people in the world would be into this and I wanted to see how right/wrong she was.
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Date: 2013-06-21 07:58 am (UTC)