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internet, here are some things i am interested in discussing:

1. how much better than usual kaner looked in the pics from the thing at the airport
1a. until you watched the videos up close and saw how greasy and zitty he still is
1b. and how tazer doesn't think he's bulked up at all

2. kaner's wrist surgery
2a. hands up if you immediately made a joke about jerking off.

3. tazer being chirped at by small children while golfing.
3a. tazer being chirped at by hawks greats while golfing.
3b. tazer climbing over fences to retrieve lost balls while golfing.
3c. tazer's remarkable eloquence when discussing his regret at not getting to play in winnipeg this year.

4. anything to do with the strange marriage traditions of swedish hockey players.
4a. how duncs is sleeping better than ever now that he's married.