this is a desperate attempt to stop writing chatfic about bruins

(although frankly, i feel like you should all be glad that i seem to have settled on marchand and seguin and moved past that luongo/thomas moment.)

1. in which tazer LOL NOs everyone who thinks he should go to winnipeg.

1a. also notable because he talks about how his mother manages all his endorsements and so on. oh tazer.

2. this video from the nhl awards, in which tazer has a tan, makes actual human facial expressions, and refuses to go to celine dion.

3. LOL SWEDES

(i saw a bunch of ads for shop.nhl.com while grabbing these links, and, dear nhl: MAYBE I WOULD BUY MERCH FROM YOU IF YOU MADE JERSEYS IN MY SIZE.)