wait, was there a hockey game last night?

I am kind of into this recent trend where the hilariously cruelly hilarious hockey bloggers write about the Hawks. First there was Lambert's.....everything, including trolling on twitter. Now there's DGB giving us the Hawks' excuses for losing to the Nucks. I don't know if I can pick a favorite, since they're all pretty good, but maybe Patrick Sharp – Playing against the Sedins made me wonder what it would be like if I had an identical twin; could no longer be effective after being overwhelmed by the sheer handsomeness of it all. because HE WOULD. (i'd like to think his pranks would get better, but only if the missing twin was an evil twin, and still probably not.)

now we just need to kidnap the PITB dudes. although i suppose they did write the hawks eulogy. (i understand the usual reaction to the eulogies is "most of them are great, but my team's went too far", but my reaction is "most of them are so-so, but my team's is grate.")