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[go_gentle]

it may be awhile til i, cough, get around to watching either 24/7 or NHL 36, so while I wait, a meme:

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

look, it's either that or i tell you about trying to drag my engineering co-workers into small talk at the work holiday party. (spoiler: unsuccessful)

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[impertinence.livejournal.com]

SHARPY AND KANER MAKE OUT TO MAKE TAZER JEALOUS

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

"Come on, Sharpy," Kaner says, "Tazer will be back in a minute, just help me out, okay?"

"There's no way he's going to believe this," Sharpy says, rolling his eyes, but he kisses Kaner anyway.

Tazer believes it, if the color his face turns is any sign.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

:DDDDD

YESSSSSSSSSSS.

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

tazer loses his mind for a week or so, and eventually sharpy has to be like, "jesus, i'm not actually into him, you can have him."

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

haha and then kaner never ever lets tazer forget that he got them together.

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

sometimes, when tazer starts getting a little too complacent, kaner says things like "i could always go back to sharpy, you know." this invariably ends with tazer seeing red and throwing him down, and kaner leaves with bite marks and a smug satisfied feeling.