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Today in the mail I received from my mother a package of birthday goodies, demonstrating her total lack of confidence in the USPS's ability to deliver things in a timely manner, and I'd like to, you know, do the whole "get in touch and express appropriate gratitude" thing, but, uh. I have a problem. I have no idea what one of the things she sent me is.

( help me, flist, you're my only hope! (perhaps pictures to come later if I can find my camera.) )