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In no order:

-I am totally charmed that Chicago and Chicago South went out to dinner last night
-Buff has apparently grown 2 inches since moving to Atlanta. (How inflated are player stats, anyway? Inquiring minds want to know.)
-Hey, a shootout win is still a win.
-Daydream Nation finally showed up and did their thing!
-Kane hit people, which is not his thing but is still amazing (also, that interview this morning where he talks about how it's not the size of the hockey player, it's how you use it.)
-Skille appears to be trying to get the puck in the net by getting everything and everyone in the net
-Seriously, Hawks, maybe we need to review the point of the penalty kill. Failing that, stay out of the box!
-Morin! :(
-"Byfuglien... Nothing doin'. Stalberg... He's pretty, just like that GAME WINNER!!" Are we sure the twitter guy is not one of us? (relatedly, I'm not sure I've ever seen a good pic of Stalberg.)

1. From what I've read, Coach Q has been expressing his displeasure with the team leading up to this game - near-bag skate yesterday, morning skate cut short today after words.
2. Toews had 4 points tonight - the first time he's ever done that in the regular season.
3. ....I had just written "I'd read it", but that makes it sound like I'd be okay with Toews/Q, which I emphatically am not. But you know where I'm going, right?

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N'awwwww Kaner hit someone???? Was it faily and delightful? Ugh I wish I had my computer to see this! KANERRRRRRR <3

What happened to Morin? Was it not Kaner Sauce??

If anyone were to have a bunch of hot pictures of Stalberg, Casey totally would. I am waiting anxiously for her to swoop in and rectify that situation for you.

Kaner's hit was hysterical. I was so shocked that I was like, screaming at the TV. He and Stalberg and Tazer were celebrating together after Stalberg won the shootout and it was so presh. Ugh, Stalberg probably had so much sex with attractive women that Kane and Toews wanted to bone last night, and then Kane and Toews were like, "well, I guess we have to have celebratory sex with each other, then."

Also, Morin got a puck to the hamstring when he slid to block a shot. Poor bb :(

KANERRRRRRRRRR <3 The three of them celebrating together sounds the cutest! I kind of want them to be drunkenly celebrating and then try to have an unadvised threesome in their hotel room until Stalberg is just like, 'jesus you guys are terrible at this kaner you call that dirty talk??? And Tazer your ass is out of this WORLD, but it's not enough to make me continue this PEACE.' And then he goes and bangs a lot of hot ladies and Kaner and Tazer are jealous and have really loud sex just to prove that they are NOT terrible at this jfc.

Meanwhile, Morin is weeping in the hallway because Tazer and Kaner boning is NOT KANER SAUCE AT ALL FOR HIM and Beach and Pirri are like, in the room next door pretending not to listen but TOTALLY LISTENING and not making eye contact with each other and Beach has to excuse himself to jerk off furiously in the shower and then punch something because that is what he does and OH MY GOD THIS HAS TOTALLY GOTTEN AWAY FROM ME I AM STOPPING RIGHT NOW I SOUND LIKE A MANIAC

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS COMMENT IS WONDERFUL AND YOU SHOULD TELL ME MORE.

ESPECIALLY THE PARTS ABOUT MORIN CRYING AND BEACH AND PIRRI.

lolololol NEVER STOP

now I want to read fic about how Kane and Toews accidentally get given a room that's not with the team's block of rooms at a hotel, and there are two people in the next room having really loud, hot sex and the walls are thin and Kane and Toews end up jerking off listening to them (and to each other).

I screamed and flailed and disconnected my ethernet cord, so I didn't even see them replay it :(